His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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