i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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