Dual....:-)
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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