Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
zippers are such a cool invention
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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