he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
either way he was missing a nipple.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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