Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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