So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i out mim tonsoeep
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