Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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