so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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