Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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