Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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