i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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