I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
false alarm. still invincible.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I supernannyed him into submission
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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