Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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