i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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