He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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