So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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