I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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