have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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