i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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