yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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