I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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