Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Less talking, more tequila
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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