grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
