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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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• (716): View more from New York

  I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons

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  Does that work!! Please say yes

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?

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  Yupp. And someone's bleeding

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.

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