If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.