Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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