He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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