Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
bring money and cleavage
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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