I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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is wine microwaveable?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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