Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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