i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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