the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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