I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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