Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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