We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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