u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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