I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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