Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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