just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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