I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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