worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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