do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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