I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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