So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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