What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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