3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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