FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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