garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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