so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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