Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
