I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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