he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's the barista slut.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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