Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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