I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well you can't waste a boner
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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