I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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