just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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