omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
