break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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